So I recently was introduced to the wording of jeggings. I had no idea what they were at first. To me, I’m thinking of the leggings 80’s female rock stars used to wear. Oh yeah, hot pink baby! But I was wrong.
Just in case you needed the official definition.
Welcome to the Aught 10’s and welcome to jeggings. A miss of jeans and leggings they say, but that’s not entirely true. They’re basically a spandex-ish pants that almost at times look like jeans. Yes, now we need to see every curve of your body in intimate detail.
I’m even seeing way too much of these mannequins. Ugh!
Really folks, no offense, but I don’t need to see more of your “features”. I don’t want to see every lump, bulge, bump, curve, curb, dimple, goosebump, pimples, indentation, golf ball, and camel… you get my point. I just don’t need or want to see it.
Wearing these does not make you like Beyonce. Hell, why would you want to dress like Beyonce anyway? Yes, you just absolutely NEEDED to look like somebody had to pour you into your jeans. Thank you jeggings!
This trend seems doomed from the word go. Well, at least I would think it is doomed, but you never know. Consumers have a history of turning crazy things into common place. Look how long it has taken Crocs to finally start dying off! Some people still insist on wearing snowshoes or boots in places there is no snow, but that seems to be dying off a bit too.
Just like Hannah Montana, this lady has the best of both worlds going on!
If only I could just convince my wife that skorts are just weird we would be set. I’m telling you, some things don’t really need to be combined. Kind of like Nick Nolte and Julia Roberts being a couple in “I Love Trouble”. Good day!
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