Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Brett Favre is Coming Back to Minnesota. In Related News, the Cubs still Suck.

Oh Brett, you came and you took without giving.  Then you send yourself away, oh Brett!  Seriously folks, the yearly biggest joke is back and I’m hoping for epic fail this year.  I’m tired of Brett acting like a politician, although he’ll probably run for Governor of Minnesota when this is done, and I’m tired of him taking up headlines for no reasons.

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Look at this eye candy for Vikings fan!  Remember, it is inappropriate to touch yourselves that way.

I feel that Favre is playing everyone and keeping himself in the news as much as possible.  He doesn’t truly care about the fans, he cares about getting his picture in the papers.  He loves it when the fans beg to have him come back for one more year.  And hey, it worked in Green Bay for awhile and they eventually grew tired of it.  Minnesota is so starved for a good QB, that the fans don’t care and would probably have treated Donovan McNabb like the second coming as well.

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This man stole Brett Favre’s Gold Medal for retiring and then un-retiring the most times since Ric Flair.

Brett is only watching out for himself and he just loves this publicity.  He holds these teams and their fans hostage.  How the hell can you respect that?  The first time, yeah, that might be one thing.  About the fifth time?  Really?  Him saying he’s done is like Washington saying no more bailouts.  You know they just can’t help themselves.  And Vikings fans just can’t help themselves to another heaping helping of Brett.  Somewhere I just heard Sage Rosenfels crying himself to sleep.

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These fans just heard the news!  Upon seeing this photo, many children are heard saying the words, “bad touch, bad touch.”

So now I have to listen to another year of Vikings fans slobbering over their hunky piece of QB meat that is Brett Favre.  And I’ll laugh when he fails to bring the Vikings their championship yet again.  Although, I don’t think he can repeat that amazing act of stupid versus the Saints. 

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Walter Mondale approves this message.  Paid for by Citizens for Unretiring when Minnesota needs them.


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