We are in a different day and age folks. I was watching a movie, The Losers, and I noticed that they featured a scene with cock-fighting. I didn’t think anything of it at first, but now I’m noticing a disturbing trend.
I thought we had gotten past the point of dogs and cats feuding with each other. But there is a much larger threat secretly being funded right now by a particular company. I will reveal this company in a few moments. First, let’s catch up on what has been happening.
In the 1960’s a controversial book was released that forever changed the way people would view cats and dogs. The book was entitled The Incredible Journey, written by Sheila Burnford. This groundbreaking book showed that two dogs were able to co-exist with a cat. Both the dogs and cat all had prejudices against each other and used typical Specieist remarks, such as, “cats rule and dogs drool.” However, they found that each species was not that different and both had many good qualities which helped them both survive.
Peace may only be achieved through understanding and occasionally sniffing each other in very awkward spots.
While the release of the book in the ‘60’s and an eventual movie release by Disney in 1963 would bring about awareness of this large and looming problem, it wasn’t until 1993 when Walt Disney once again brought back the movie. This time entitled, Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. Disney was able to utilize the drawing power and species equality advocates Michael J. Fox and Sally Field. The movie was viewed as a success and is currently a staple in many school across America when it comes to dealing with this subject.
During the late 1990’s, dog lovers and cat lovers had all but declared a truce. More families than ever had both a cat and a dog and there was much harmony, not only in America, but in most places where they don’t actually eat cats and dogs. It seemed that an age old problem had been put aside. Sure, stereotypes were still thrown around, but really, when you sniffing butts and licking your own privates, you tend not to care that much.
In 1986, a food chain launched it’s first eatery to help undermine a movement started in the 1960’s. During the 90’s it grew quietly without much fanfare. It kept it’s tones low key and undetected for several years, but it always had a certain phrase associated with it. That phrase of “Eat Mor Chikin” has since become synonymous with a deep hatred and inter-species rivalry between cows and chickens. Yes, Chik-Fil-A has also touted a strong anti-work on Sunday policy due to that being the day cows need the most sleep.
Chik-Fil-A’s mascot create a friendly pro-cow atmosphere in it’s establishments, while maintaining a hostile anti-chicken environment.
This ad campaign has been the cause of much grief and pain in the chicken community, as cow advocates try to stir up more hatred. There has been speculation that cows were the cause of the recent egg recall as they planted salmonella at those plants in order to create mass anti-chicken hysteria. Have no doubt, cows and chickens are not finding peace with one another and it’s time to raise awareness about this growing issue.
Major businesses like Luxury Auto Sales have taken a pro-chicken approach and found business booming. They have tripled customers from 1 person a month to 3.
So what side of the farm fence do you sit on? Do you consider yourself pro-chicken? Recently debate is stirring by people being called anti-cow and that it gives the wrong impression. Do you agree with this, or is the pro-chicken crowd really anti-cow? The time for ignorance is at an end, let your voices be herd!
This entire article is satirical in nature and information here is likely inaccurate at best. Please take anything in this with a grain of salt. Good day!
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